Episodes

Feb. 21, 2023

Fake Funerals and True Love with Betty Who

Betty Who and Rory Uphold talk revenge, true love, monogamy and coming out as Queer in this weeks episode!

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Feb. 14, 2023

Bad dates, Valentine's Day and Healthy Detachment with Rory Uphold

In this episode, Rory takes us through Valentine's days past, some bad dates and one epic meet-cute.

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Nov. 22, 2022

My Love Language is Not Getting Cheated On with Gabrielle Stone

In this episode, Rory Uphold speaks with author and unqualified but highly-skilled secret agent Gabrielle Stone about what to do when your husband cheats on you. The easy answer…dump his ass!

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Nov. 15, 2022

Horny and Humiliated with Colton Tran

In this episode, Rory Uphold speaks with actor Colton Tran about the most confusing and stressful walk of shame to exist. Plus, Colton opens up about his sexuality and how growing up Mormon affected him and his idea of perfectionism.

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Nov. 8, 2022

I Still Love You… April Fools! with Alisha Wainwright

In this episode, Rory Uphold speaks with actress Alisha Wainwright about how to win the breakup in the most bizarre way possible. And let’s just say Step #1 is to stop checking your ex's account at 5:10 in the morning. …

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Nov. 1, 2022

Tips and Tricks For Staying Alive with TikTok’s @MerelyAshley

In this episode, Rory Uphold speaks with TikTok’s @MerelyAshley, Cyber Security Expert and Safety Queen, about the do’s and don’ts of online dating, the guidelines of sending nudes and what to do if your ex is insane in the membrane.

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Oct. 25, 2022

Grindr, I Hardly Know Her with Jedidiah Jenkins

In this episode, Rory Uphold tells quite possibly the craziest Grindr hookup story in the history of Grindr hookups. Let’s just say it involves TikTok’s @n0tjeffrey and more than your average whips and chains…

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Oct. 18, 2022

He’s A 10 But He’s In A Full Body Cast with Sophia Bush

In this episode, Rory Uphold tells the very true and sobering tale of the time a girl met the man of her dreams…only for them to be broken by the term “Special Friend” and the responsibilities that come with that …

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Oct. 11, 2022

One Night Stands and High Value Women with Akilah Hughes

In the inaugural episode, Rory Uphold tells the most insane story about a girl's quest for the perfect one night stand that turned into what could quite possibly be described as anyone’s worst nightmare.

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Sept. 13, 2022

Welcome to Crimes of the Heart

Crimes of the Heart is a love and a dating podcast from Rory Uphold, a self proclaimed expert in the horrors facing modern love or staying single. She’s got a Masters in rejection, 10,000 hours in romantic failures and and …

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